10/22/2019

Hi! I’m Jamie- (aka fitragamuffin)

Here’s a photo of JUST me-
that kinda looks like I would be introducing myself to you... so why not do what all the kids are doing these days and say some random facts about me so you can be BETTER equipped if you are ever in a group with me and we succumb to the ever so popular ice breaker- “2 truths and a lie”

FACT: I won first place in a chubbiest baby contest when I was around 6 months old.
I got a trophy, a newspaper article AND the assurance (as told to me by my parents) that “IF ANY OTHER BABY WOULD HAVE WON- THE WHOLE THING WOULD HAVE BEEN FIXED!” FACT: I don’t like shopping. ESPECIALLY clothes shopping. I would rather pee my pants in a crowd of people I don’t know than do it. (BUT if it’s a crowd of people I DO know, then I’d rather do the whole shopping thing)

FACT: Every time I close the garage door, I watch it go all the way DOWN b/c of some insane thought that someone might ROLL under it at the last 2.5 seconds and then they’ll hide out in my garage for 7-9 days, waiting for the PERFECT moment to come into our home, steal all our cheese & gently used washcloths-
and just slowly accumulate things that i wouldn’t notice little by little-
BUT that would TOTALLY ADD up over the course of a year and one day I’ll be standing in our home with NOTHING.

AND THAT’S WHAT I”M PREVENTING WHEN I WATCH THE GARAGE DOOR HIT THE FLOOR!

What is the weirdest thing you do because of something that is SO UNLIKELY to happen?

Thanks for being here!
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