06/02/2018

Every. Day.

Every. Single. Day. People—

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Someone asks me where they can either buy a watch like mine, where they can order it-WHERE did I get it? Do you think the retailer will have any left?—>it’s like people are chompin’ at the Bit for a Casio F-91W these days. (W=water resistant for those not hip on that feature..)

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Nah, I’m kidding-This is 100% not true- fake news, no one has EVER said anything about this watch expect to mumble to me, “1991 called and it wants its watch back” or to add this pun to my pun-fannypack—saying, “hey, I think it’s “TIME” to get a new watch!”

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But you know what’s awesome?! ⏰

1️⃣ I think I got this watch over 5 years ago, when my other Casio bit the dust-I haven’t had to change the battery ONCE and it cost me about ohhhh- 6 bucks at most.

2️⃣ it’s a conversation starter, it lets everyone in the room know they have more money than me and makes them feel better about themselves- and I’m ALL about improving self esteem!

3️⃣ did I mention it’s water resistant?

4️⃣ two words STOP. WATCH. HELLO!

5️⃣ it doesn’t count steps, or measure my heart rate- but IT does have a lap counter, which I’ve never quite fully understood the point of- but, whatever.

6️⃣ it reminds me of my roots, where I came from and to always remember the little people when I strike it rich.

7️⃣ who cares what others think of you- so you don’t have the latest gym clothes- the newest edition of running shoes, or the brightest tights- who the heck cares! My goal is to move no matter what I’m wearing—>and if others are judging me based on my attire, they probably aren’t in my corner for the long haul anyway.

8️⃣ if you made it to number 8, you’re totally in it for the long haul and I love you all!