01/09/2019

I heard this on one of my podcasts this morning and I about spit out my coffee.

And this guy just became my hero.

So then, my curious self tried googling “I’m busier” sayings- bc if GOLD like this exists- there MUST be more-

And there is-

THERE IS.

Ready?

I’m busier THAN...

“A cat trying to cover turds on a marble floor”

“A cross eyed air traffic controller”

“A desert cobra at a mongoose convention”

“A mosquito at a nudist colony”

“A one armed paper hanger” (whatever that means? But I still laughed)

“One arm trombone player”

“A one legged man in a butt kicking contest”

“A one toothed man in a corn in the cob eating contest” 😂😂😂

And....you’re WELCOME!

Do me a favor and PLeASE use ONE of these today—

Or-

Tell me one you have up your sleeve!